Dix

In which a lover from the previous piece is seen with a new lover.

An extended preview for a new romantic comedy, in which all of the information is given away so you don't have to watch the actual movie

SOUND: Jaunty music

NARRATION: Edie Barr thought she had it all figured out.

IMAGE: Edie and Stephen, snuggling on the couch with wine and candles

EDIE: So I was thinking. Let's get married.

Stephen looks at her. She looks at him.

NARRATION: In love with a wonderful man.

STEPHEN: Now why'd you go and say that.

Edie gives a frightened look.

Stephen produces a ring box.

STEPHEN: You beat me to the punch!

Edie looks relieved! They kiss.

NARRATION: Who loved her back.

SOUND: The music turns romantic, although still in a jaunty way.

EDIE: (seducitvely) Well let me make it up to you.

She starts to pull him to her by his collar, seductively, but not erotically.

CHILD'S VOICE: GROSS!

IMAGE: A small boy, Walter, holding a blanket and a stuffed rabbit.

Neuf

In which a lover from the previous piece is seen with a new lover.

Brie met Stephen, up in a palm tree.
They were down by the boardwalk before the tsunami.

Huit

In which a lover from the previous piece is seen with a new lover.

(The bedroom in a nice hotel suite. SHELLY sits up suddenly from under the covers. It is morning. It is the early 90s.)

SHELLY
What.
What.
Oh my God.

(She looks around. Quiet.)

SHELLY
(very shyly) Hello...
(pause)
Time...

(She looks at a clock. She looks around. She gets up and starts getting dressed, but collapses after a moment because she has a hangover.)

SHELLY
I'm in so much trouble.

(Enter JOHNNY DEPP.)

DEPP
...Breakfast?