In which a lover from the previous piece is seen with a new lover.
(A bunch of GUYS and GALS at a club or a bar. Enter DARLA, dressed as a man.)
DARLA
Oh shit. This is really happeniiiing you're really doiiiing thiiiiis.
(singsonging) La la la laaa da daaa.
(she laughs at herself, then makes a serious face and claps her hands together)
Man up.
(Darla goes to the bar.)
DARLA
What's on tap.
FEMALE BARTENDER
Sam Adams, Yuengling, MGD, Heineken...
DARLA
Give me a Heiney, sugar.
FEMALE BARTENDER
Holy crap you're a girl.
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Quatorze
In which a lover from the previous piece is seen with a new lover.
Ronnie Ziegler: This - Darla and I - will be the end.
...I imagine my mind as a great gumball machine made of skin. There is an infinite desert all around stretching to a cactus-lined dust bowl horizon, like the background in a Krazy Kat cartoon. The sun is cherry red and watches curiously. When I was born, the landscape was flat, a blameless expanse. Anything could have happened there. There were probably dust storms. Then as I got older, out of the sky came the gumballs. See, the sky, and the sun, and the immense distant desert, they're all a painted backdrop, a Hollywood Western facade. In truth, it's just a great fishbowl with a coin slot at the top, and the great circle of the bottom is stretched like a drum, and like I said, it's all sewn from flesh.
So, through the slot in the fake sky, the memories fell in like gumballs.
Ronnie Ziegler: This - Darla and I - will be the end.
...I imagine my mind as a great gumball machine made of skin. There is an infinite desert all around stretching to a cactus-lined dust bowl horizon, like the background in a Krazy Kat cartoon. The sun is cherry red and watches curiously. When I was born, the landscape was flat, a blameless expanse. Anything could have happened there. There were probably dust storms. Then as I got older, out of the sky came the gumballs. See, the sky, and the sun, and the immense distant desert, they're all a painted backdrop, a Hollywood Western facade. In truth, it's just a great fishbowl with a coin slot at the top, and the great circle of the bottom is stretched like a drum, and like I said, it's all sewn from flesh.
So, through the slot in the fake sky, the memories fell in like gumballs.
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