In which a lover from the previous piece is seen with a new lover.
Zsama tells this story whenever asked that age-old question, "What's your biggest secret?":
"...You're sure you want to know? I will tell you. I'm like that. Plus I know about the dead hooker in your closet, so if you go n' try and turn me in or something, I've got something on you, you hear? No I'm kidding. But I WILL tell you, love"
(Zsama says "darlings" instead of "love" if telling this story to a group instead of a single recipient, but otherwise this story, told many a time, remains essentially the same in each telling - having been much-practiced, no doubt.)
"But I WILL tell you, darlings- because of my trust in you. You hear? Good. Then listen.
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Friday, November 20, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Deux
In which a lover from the previous piece is seen with a new lover.
ZSAMA
Holy shit.
LIN
Oh no...
ZSAMA
You're beautiful.
LIN
Oh. Oh! Stop.
No.
I look like shit. I wish-
ZSAMA
Well yes.
LIN
Yes?
ZSAMA
Shitty.
You're like a peach that someone shat all over. But see. Underneath you're still a peach.
And what a peach.
LIN
Stop. You don't have to.
ZSAMA
It's true.
LIN
I'm such an embarassment.
...I wish you hadn't come.
ZSAMA
Holy shit.
LIN
Oh no...
ZSAMA
You're beautiful.
LIN
Oh. Oh! Stop.
No.
I look like shit. I wish-
ZSAMA
Well yes.
LIN
Yes?
ZSAMA
Shitty.
You're like a peach that someone shat all over. But see. Underneath you're still a peach.
And what a peach.
LIN
Stop. You don't have to.
ZSAMA
It's true.
LIN
I'm such an embarassment.
...I wish you hadn't come.
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