Huit

In which a lover from the previous piece is seen with a new lover.

(The bedroom in a nice hotel suite. SHELLY sits up suddenly from under the covers. It is morning. It is the early 90s.)

SHELLY
What.
What.
Oh my God.

(She looks around. Quiet.)

SHELLY
(very shyly) Hello...
(pause)
Time...

(She looks at a clock. She looks around. She gets up and starts getting dressed, but collapses after a moment because she has a hangover.)

SHELLY
I'm in so much trouble.

(Enter JOHNNY DEPP.)

DEPP
...Breakfast?

Sept

In which a lover from the previous piece is seen with a new lover.

Une Histoire des affaires de Phoebe Tobiason
(A History of the Affairs of Phoebe Tobiason)

Presented Out of Order

Play the Home Game! Try and Place the Affairs in Order. For Bonus Points, assign the correct age (or age range) to each affair. Yes, there are right answers.

LA HISTOIRE

Phoebe Tobiason is born, and at some point, all of the following happens.